[Author's Note: I know I said I would not be using this blog for Magic, but sometimes a man has to use the resources available to him to further his message. My message. I figured that I had published 8 pieces, some of decent quality, and that I may indulge myself in return for the courage it takes to publicly share one's craft. Since 99% of my readers are Magic players anyway, I see no need to hold back—instead choosing to owe an apology to those who have no idea what I am talking about in this article. TCGPlayer has told me that they want only strategic content out of me, and not “happenings” or “stories for the sake of stories” and the like, so I am left not being paid for my work once again. Such is the life that I have chosen.

 

It is not particularly well-written, as it is more about the ideas and I am trying to post it in a timely manner. It is also more strongly worded than I would have phrased it had it been up for publication.

 

I will be in Richmond and then Japan, so Suspension Story #3, Part 4 will likely have to wait. Until then, enjoy.]

 

Chapter 1, Introduction

For those of you who do not know, Tomoharu Saito was disqualified from GP Florence for hitting his opponent with his backpack, knocking him out cold stalling. Subsequently, upon investigation after reviewing his appeal, he was suspended from the DCI for 18 months.

 

I am not here to convince you that Saito is a saint. This was not written to defend him just because I consider him a friend. Nor is this propaganda persuading you to join the droves of angry mobs after his head. Joining that bandwagon is something for the weak of mind, unable to look at the facts logically and draw their own conclusions. I will not pander to that lowest common denominator. This is not about who is right and who is wrong, and it certainly is not about whether he is guilty or innocent. I am not all-seeing and all-knowing, and, as far as I know, judges and the DCI also lack this necessary omniscience. This is merely an essay on moral relativism and capability for empathy. It is a call to reason.

 

On such an emotional topic, it becomes easy to demonize the alleged cheater while spitting “holier than thou” rhetoric. However, this is not Fox News and we are not simple-minded folk. There are influences at work that are larger than us, and we must take the time to recognize them. Even if you find a possibility outlandish, they are still worth understanding and considering.

 

Chapter 2, Piaget in the Hizzouse

[Author's Note: Due to the outline of this article and the flow I wanted to have with callback and segues and such, this chapter must go here. Sadly, it is probably the most controversial and difficult to wrap your head around chapter of the entire article. I ask that, if you think I'm crazy or retarded for having said some of these things, please disregard this chapter and continue without closing your mind off to my ideas. If you wish to reread this with the perspective gleaned in later chapters, please feel free. I just don't want somebody to disagree with some of the egregious claims I make here and be turned off to the whole piece because of it. Thank you for understanding.]

 

The term “childlike” is particularly appropriate for a moral stance that I have observed in which the person hears of the suspension and immediately piles on. Almost as bad are the couple of people that are blindly following Saito-sama, saying that he’s definitely innocent without a shadow of a doubt. Those people can’t be certain just like the people who are calling him guilty can’t be certain.

 

It’s time for a psychology lesson. Just call me Professor Feel-Good. That way I can use the business cards left over from my failed gig as a Disco Club DJ for my newly blossoming career in the wonderful field of education.

 

Jean Piaget came up with this model of moral development that was revolutionary, and a duder named Lawrence Kohlberg expound upon it. I’m fairly certain they liked to be referred to as The Psychological Duo of Larry and Jean, but couldn’t find a source to support my claim.

 

The theory dictates that there are 6 stages grouped by twos into 3 levels:

 

Level 1: Pre-conventional
1) Obedience and Fear of Punishment (How do I keep from getting into trouble?)
2) Selfish Orientation (What do I get out of it?)
Level 2: Conventional
3) Conformity (Trying to please people by being and doing what they think is wanted of them)
4) Absolutist Authority (The law is the end-all of morality.)
Level 3: Post-conventional
5) Social Contract (The world has many differing opinions and values that demand mutual respect)
6) Universal Ethical Principles (Views based on justice and empathy)

 

How I view the internet dwellers that are blindly vicious towards Saito is that they are merely stuck in stage 4 of moral development.

 

“These are the rules and how I have been taught to view them. He was caught so he must have done it. He was punished and so he was deserving of punishment.”

 

Anybody who thinks that is all there is to this situation is either very dumb or choosing to be ignorant rather than free their mind and make their own decisions. It could even be that they are merely in stage 3 and are just acting accordingly unbeknownst to them. However, being able to take a walk in another person’s shoes requires more than a stage 3 or 4 is capable of. A form of empathy is required to see that not everything is black and white.

 

Take the Heinz Dilemma:

 

A woman is dying of an illness. A scientist has made a pill that cures that disease but is selling it for $2000 when it only cost him $200 to make it. The woman’s husband, Heinz, went to everyone he could asking for money but could only get together $1000 dollars. He begged the scientist to sell it to him for less or to allow him to pay the rest later, but the scientist said “No.” Heinz got desperate and broke into the scientist’s lab and stole the drug for his wife.

 

Should Heinz have broken into the store to steal the drug for his wife? Why or why not?

 

I highly doubt any person of intellect would say that he shouldn’t steal because stealing is illegal. They may say because stealing is wrong, calling to a higher universal ethical principle, but they would not claim that the reason it is wrong is because of the law.

 

So why is what Saito did wrong because of the rules? You’ll have to bear with me on this one, as I am aware that winning a match of Magic and having your wife die are not exactly dilemmas of similar magnitudes (Magic is obviously much more important). However, if we are to believe that laws and rules are not all there are to life and games respectively, then we have to look at it from our higher pedestal up on level 3. The rulebook isn’t what makes what he (supposedly) did into something that is wrong; it’s wrong because it goes against the social contract of not scumming eachother and the universal ethical principle of not cheating at games.

 

With me so far? Now, the rule can not be what makes it cheating, because if that were the case it would always be a DQ. However, for slowplaying (which is the form of stalling in question) you get cautions and warnings. So if we accept that the social contract and the universal ethical principle are what is at stake here, then the immorality of his (alleged) actions becomes easy to debunk:

 

He doesn’t see it as breaking the social contract (“don’t scum eachother”) because he doesn’t see his actions as scummy. He isn’t breaking the universal ethical principle (“don’t cheat at games”) because he doesn’t view it as cheating. More on this in Chapter 4.

 

I’m not asking that you absolve him in your mind. Rather, I merely ask that you know and understand why you are upset, and at what you are upset. “He broke the rules” is childish.

 

On a completely unrelated note, have you ever jaywalked? That’ll have to wait for chapter 6.

 

 

Chapter 3, You Don’t Know

As far as I know, Saito’s claim is that he was not stalling. He says that the gamestate got very complex when the clock coincidentally was low. Then, something happened in the game around when time was called that simplified the decisions that needed to be made. This would account for his differing paces of play. Is it true? I don’t know. I wasn’t there. Neither were you. This isn’t a special detective hour where we sleuth out the culprit by following a trail of clues. We are here to acknowledge the circumstances and possibilities that surround this case.

 

Read, if you will, the following story:

 

Time is winding down in the round and Saito is way behind. He picks up and reads Jace, the Mind Sculptor 5 separate times in the course of only a handful of turns. His opponent was left unable to kill him due to running out of time.

 

Now that sounds like a damning piece of evidence, as I’m sure many of you feel. However, this story fails to acknowledge everything that was going on. It also lacks a mention of the origins of the story. For all you know, this could be completely made up. The truth is that I have heard this story numerous times from many different people, almost all second or third hand.

 

Did you ever play “Telephone” as a kid? You sit in a circle and somebody whispers a word or phrase into the ear of their neighbor. That child then passes that message along to the kid on the other side of him. The message goes around the circle, going into the ears and coming out of the mouths of everyone in the game. By the time the message gets back to the original sender, it is often quite different than it had been at the beginning of its journey.

 

The more times I heard the story, the less credence I gave it. This is mostly due to the details of the story varying greatly from telling to telling. As the message gets further away from the sender, it becomes less and less like the true message.

 

So what if someone has a first-hand account? These are refutable as well. People lie for all sorts of reasons that could be applied here. Jealousy, bitterness, boredom, bias, racism, and more. Even if the story is wholly true but exaggerates a couple of key details slightly, the story loses all meaning as you can no longer tell what really happened through the hyperbole. Do I think the people who told me this story supposedly first hand were lying? Not necessarily, but it is a consideration that must be made.

 

People also make mistakes. Perhaps they recalled a detail incorrectly or failed to mention a key piece of evidence. Then what bearing could one say that the story has?

 

And through all of this, time and time again, is it not also possible that Saito was genuinely reading the cards? Yes, I do believe that he knows what Jace, the Mind Sculptor does, but Mishra’s Factory? It’s been a while for that puppy, and Saito does not regularly play Legacy. It is also worth considering, despite the fact that no one seems willing to, that there was a strange interaction involving Jace that was unique to Legacy. As for him taking a long time to read it and reading it multiple times, I would like to see you quickly read a Japanese Magic card and not have to double-check. For how long he has been speaking it and how he learned and so on, he speaks English quite well. That doesn’t mean that he speaks it well by American’s standards, and it surely doesn’t mean that he reads the language easily.

 

All of these possibilities deserve consideration. Anybody who denies that it is possible, despite the slimmest of likelihoods, that this was a series of unfortunate coincidences and outspoken hyperbole, is ignorant and closed-minded. I’m not saying that you have to believe this to be the case, but that not bothering to even entertain the notion is damaging to the game, the community, your view of the world, the parties involved, and everyone around you that you choose to poison with your misguided rage.

 

Chapter 4, Society and Morality

Please read what is almost certainly Alex West’s best article:

 

http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/19882_Best_of_the_West_Greatness_at_Any_Cost.html

 

It is about taking a view outside of your own, to oversimplify horribly. Being able to apply a schema other than your own to an occurrence or circumstance allows you to see what is truly going on. The Koreans spamming your IP address in Starcraft is considered cheating by the US. However, they view it as if there is no other option; that it is merely optimal play. Their scope of what the game actually is just happens to be more encompassing than our own. Does that mean they are all scumbags? No, of course not. That is ignorant and moronic. They aren’t breaking any rules, so how could they be cheaters? They just believe the rules to be different than what we believe the rules to be.

 

Is hitting a pinball machine cheating? That is wholly up to the person being asked. If a high-stakes pinball tournament was held without a rule in place about bumping the machines, the people not bumping machines to gain an edge would be at a large disadvantage. They would scream and yell about how unfair it was, how everyone else was cheating. Guess what? They aren’t cheating.

 

If you think that those players are scummy or cheat, then you are just like those guys that say that counterspells and land destruction are cheap and that only cheaters use them. Or a fighting game player who claims that a certain attack or series of moves is cheating or, god forbid, “gay”.

 

That’s not what cheating is. You don’t get to make up your own rules and apply them to the game and everyone else automatically has to abide by them.

 

So what does this have to do with Saito? There IS a rule in place saying that you can’t stall, so if he was indeed slowplaying (which I am going to assume is the case for the sake of argument), then he would be cheating, right?

 

As with most questions of ethics or morality, the answer is; depends.

 

For slowplaying, you don’t get DQd and banned for cheating. You get a warning (often proceeded by a verbal caution). If the rule was simply

 

Slowplay = DQ

 

then he would be cheating. However, that is not the rule. Do I personally think that slowplaying is still cheating? I do indeed, and I have my reasons, but this is not about me. This is about him. Maybe receiving a warning doesn’t mean anything in his world view, much like spamming IP addresses doesn’t mean anything in Korea: it’s just part of optimal play.

 

In basketball, fouling someone is not considered cheating. It is just part of the game. Your team gets a certain punishment and you are allotted a certain number of fouls. Late in the game, it is often correct to purposefully foul the opponent as the punishment for the foul is better for you than if you didn’t commit a foul. Is that cheating? I mean, they allow you those fouls as a part of the game. Using them to your advantage is called “strategy” and not “cheating”.

 

Is it so unheard of and impossible to imagine that certain cultures or certain people would view warnings in Magic similarly to the way that fouls are viewed in basketball?

 

And on another note, do you think that a Japanese player would make you discard two cards if you said “Esper Charm targetting myself.”? I don’t think even Mori would do something like that, and the very concept would make Kenji cry. So who’s immoral?

 

 

Chapter 5, Compulsive Competitor

This chapter is highly personalized. Most of what I have written so far has been entirely objective, but this one is from AJ Sacher’s coloring book of opinions. I want to discuss the difference between a cheater and what I believe Saito is, which is a compulsive competitor. I agree with Travis Woo when he said that he doubts Saito can control it. He just wants to win and win and win, and losing makes him try to get an edge to not be beaten. Now, is what he allegedly did illegal? Yes. Is what he did sinister? I believe not.

 

Whether you like it or not, and whether you want to admit it or not, the clock is part of the game. It’s not supposed to be, but it is. If you are probably going to lose in a slow match-up, it is often “correct” to concede early, giving up your 2% shot at a comeback in order to ensure that you have enough time to finish the match in the event that you win the next game. I view that as optimal play, and I know for a fact that many players agree with me there. But is that not fairly close to clock manipulation? I don’t believe that it is as different as I would like it to be, but they can’t force you to finish a game and disallow you from conceding. That’s just nonsense. And so we have yet another grey area.

 

Would I ever do what Saito (allegedly) did? Absolutely not. I am one of the most anti-cheating people that I know on the Pro Tour today. And so if I’m not one of the many clamoring for his head on a pike, you know that something is different.

 

Trust me, there are many players whose domes I would love to skewer, but I don’t have the hard evidence that I require on Mr. Saito. There are a lot of accusations and not a small amount of hearsay, but I don’t lump him in with the real cheaters on the Pro Tour (and there are still multiple). The true slimeballs are constantly and deliberately trying to gain advantages illegally. When you look at players playing off their laps, drawing extra cards, lying about the gamestate, abusing language barriers, Nosey Goblin-ing, drawing off of their sideboards, looking at their opponent’s deck, manipulating their opponent’s deck, weaving their own deck, and so on, a guy that plays slowly sometimes is the least of my worries.

 

That isn’t to say that I am OK with it, as I would most certainly call a judge on him if we were to play knowing what I know now. And I understand why he is viewed so negatively. However, I do recognize the difference between a crime of opportunity based on a deeply-seeded drive to win at all costs, and peeling extras.

 

Again, morality is a spectrum. I can have him be on the right side of the X-axis but still not crammed into the black with the real dirtbags.

 

Chapter 6, Let He Who is Without Scum Chuck the First Rock

It all starts here with what is yet another groundbreaking work by Sam Stoddard.

 

http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/fundamentals/20564_The_Danger_of_Small_Cheats.html

 

Now, I have definitely done at least a couple of these in the past and I’m sure you have as well. We all have our own reasons and excuses, but we cheated. Plain and simple. In a GP this very season, I had to help my opponent kill me because he couldn’t do Bushwhacker math.

 

In. Both. Games.

 

Do you have any idea how heart-wrenching that is? To have to help your very stupid, poor-playing, mouth-breathing, drooling mongoloid opponent kill you? It is not a warm and fuzzy feeling, I can tell you that much. But I didn’t have to feel bad for the rest of the tournament; to be ashamed to receive my check in the mail.

 

Even now, I still get impulses to not help people correct the game state or what have you, but I fight through them to the best of my abilities. As Sam puts so eloquently in his article, it is what we are trained to do in playing this game competitively. I have sympathy for people who are unable to fight these impulses; it’s not their fault that their opponent stupidly missed something. A sideboard card being in your deck shouldn’t matter if you never drew it and he’s dead anyway.

 

I get it.

 

However, that is not the righteous path to take. Me understanding it does not excuse the behavior. All it does is show me that I am capable of empathy for those put into a bad situation. Their parents and friends didn’t teach them proper values and the game (and capitalist society in general) has taught them that the keys to success are in bending and breaking the perceived barriers. That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to call the judge on them or am going to lend them money or anything. It merely means that I have been there and I can relate on some level.

 

Can’t you?

 

Chapter 7, Harsh, Baby. Harsh.

Now, Saito is known for playing slowly and I’m sure that the judges had been watching for slowplay and stalling. When he was caught and DQd, he issued his public statement and wrote his appeal to the DCI. They suspended him for 18 months as shown here:

 

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci%2Fsuspended&tablesort=2

 

Lucas Siow noted that equal and/or lesser punishments have been doled out multiple times for:

 

  • Assault
  • Unsporting Conduct
  • Match Fraud
  • Tournament Fraud
  • Manipulation of Game Materials
  • Adding Cards
  • Bribery
  • Lying

 

Now, to me, a lot of those sound a lot worse than stalling, no? So why the hefty sentence?

 

Because he is a high profile player.

 

I feel that they are making an example out of him, showing that they will not allow cheating from anybody. A six month suspension would have seemed lenient, despite it being much more appropriate for a first time offender.

 

Now I know you are all going to say that he is not a first time offender. Listen, his previous suspension was for something completely different, a million years ago, and has no bearing on this case. As for people saying that he had multiple warnings before this, I bet you that he didn’t have nearly as many warnings as you think he did. And even if he did, you know who else was warned repeatedly for the same thing over and over but still refused to listen and ultimately got caught running the same cheat? Olivier Ruel. His sentence?

 

Six. Motherfucking. Months.

 

They wanted to put the foot down here, and Saito got the bad end of it. Is he deserving of his DQ? Most likely. Is he deserving of a suspension? Maybe. Is he deserving of a suspension three times as long as Olivier’s? No way.

 

The only reason they would do such a thing is to set an precedent that they failed to set with Mr. Ruel. To use him as an example.

 

Chapter 8, Speedy Deliberation

Normally, the DCI investigation takes quite a while. Upwards to 5 months is how long some previous actions have taken. I remember playing a match at Pro Tour Kyoto with Ben Lundquist to my right and Marcio Carvalho to my left. Marcio scummed his opponent out of a match that he had rightfully won and went on to top 32 the tournament, also collecting his Level 7 appearance fee. A few weeks later, he was suspended for a disqualification that had taken place weeks prior to Kyoto. The DCI dragging its heels cost a lot of people a lot of matches and allowed him to pocket an extra $4k or so of Wizards’ money along with a handful of extra valuable pro points.

 

So why did it take them only 3 days to ax Saito?

 

One word: HallofFame.

 

In order to protect their precious hall of fame, they rushed the deliberation process in order to keep him from attending Worlds, presumably excising him from the induction ceremony. So instead of his accomplishments being honored and playing in a PT in his backyard, he will likely not be in attendance.

 

It looks bad if you induct a player into the hall and then suspend him. Especially if you could have used that to keep a “cheater” out of the “hallowed grounds” (lol). In order to preserve the (already long-dead) integrity of their hall of fame, they made their decision very quickly. I feel it was rushed and quite brash, leaving him with a much more hefty sentence than if this had taken place 6 months ago.

 

The fact that the system is so broken scares the living shit out of me.

 

Chapter 9, Fallout and Conclusion

So what does this mean for Saito? I don’t know. I feel bad for the guy, though. This game is his life and this is just about the worst thing that could happen to him. The Hall of Fame means the world to him and he had it in his hands before it was snatched away. The man runs a store, deals, travels, and plays. That is it. And smokes. But that’s it.

 

Now, do I think he deserves what happened to him? It’s hard to say. I’d like to say that he doesn’t, like it was so easy for me to do when Martin Juza got DQd, but I’m afraid that it isn’t the case here. As much as I value his friendship, the guy has a problem. He was probably guilty and got caught and was punished and now he has to serve his time. Despite all of the rumors that surrounded him and the stigma that is now stuck to him forever, he is one of my favorite people to see at tournaments. He cracks me up all of the time and is just the nicest and most polite person you could possibly meet. He’s a fantastic player and a truly great guy, and I’m upset that this all had to happen.

 

I’m not surprised, but it wasn’t expected either. I have never seen him do or heard him be legitimately accused of anything other than stalling, and the fact that people want to lump him in with the likes of Mori and Long makes me sick to my stomach. However, what he was doing is wrong and it had to stop one way or the other.

 

I just hope the public eventually realizes that very occasionally turning a loss into a draw wouldn’t be enough to give him the results that he has put up. I’m sad to see that people didn’t vote for him for the hall despite one of the best resumes in the history of the game, and now I’m sad to see people dragging his name through the dirt without a second thought. If you consider all of these factors and have taken my arguments to heart and still think that he is the devil incarnate, then feel free to spew your venom across the interwebz. But, if you are able to come to some sort of middling conclusion that doesn’t lie in either black or white, but rather in the gray area in between in which we all live, then I feel we can take a big step towards reason and empathy over fear and hatred.

 

If you see somebody who may be ill-informed, feel free to link them here. I have comments moderated so only thoughtful posts will be accepted. And that means “well thought out” and not just “agrees with AJ”.

 

Thanks for reading.

 

-AJ Sacher, written but not edited.